corral your crap
ever wondered what to do with all that crap that’s just lying around? may i humbly suggest these trays for all your storage needs. the fancy crap tray would look wonderful on your wardrobe with your perfumes arranged just so. your mancrap would look ever so manly in the pewter mancrap container; perhaps for the study or the mancave? and of course, whose office is complete without a snarky comment graciously provided by the ‘you say it’s my crap like it’s a bad thing’ tray. while these one of a kind, upcycled trays won’t solve your problems with crap, they will give you a place to put it all. well, at least some of it.
each tray has been rescued by yours truly from one of the fine riverside, ca thrift store establishments and revived with just the right touches. lovingly cleaned and stamped or decoupaged to bring out the individual features of each lovely piece. then sealed so that you can wipe them down, should they ever need it. they will develop a light patina over time to add to their uniqueness.
send no money now! simply go to my etsy store and choose one of these instant heirlooms for yourself or as a gift for that special someone who deserves something this fabulous.
sadly, you will have to provide your own crap, as i do not provide my crap with these items, whatever the pictures may imply.